Top 10 Signs You’re Too Tan

10. You are often sat on after being mistaken for a leather chair
9. In group photos you are always placed in the center to balance out the picture
8. It is not unusual for children to point or cry when they see you
7. “Orange is the New Tan” – Your life motto
6. People often ask you, [...]

Vegan Prisoners Demand Eco-Friendly Self-Tanners!

One might think that once in jail you leave all your rights behind, but did you know that in the UK pagan inmates are allowed to collect twigs to use as wands in their cells and vegan (chose not to eat meat or dairy products) inmates are promised one Brazil nut per day? And now, [...]

Determined to be Tan! A Funny Email From AN STQ Reader, Christie.

Dear Self Tanning Queen,
Much like you, I’ve been messing around with self-tanners since I was 19, thanks to my aunt when I found hers, and I just had to try it! I’m 38 and am sooooo white with lots of freckles and blue eyes. Back in the day I laid in the sun with everything [...]

Japan’s Ganguro Look Goes West!

Remember this? “Ganguro is an alternative fashion trend of blond or orange hair and tanned skin among young Japanese women that peaked in popularity around the year 2000, but remains evident today.”
BBC World Service, London now tells us that Britain’s naturally pasty-skinned teens are somewhat ironically jumping on this “rebellious fashion statement”. Gabby, a manba [...]

Alyssa Milano Cries Out For Help!

Alyssa’s woes landed on my TweetDeck yesterday:

Of course I immediately responded with: “I have just the answer for u! Check out www.antidoteskincare.com! We cracked the code on sticky self-tanner and bad color!” (4:45 PM Jul 7th from TweetDeck in reply to Alyssa_Milano) You think she’ll try it???

INTRODUCING WASHINGTON’S 1ST ORANGE PARTY!

The Huffington Post exposed the fake-and-bake lawmakers of Capitol Hill. Politicians even lie about their faux glows! Why not come clean about your oompa-loompa status and work on getting a natural looking tan, right?! After all, it’s better to fake it than to bake it, but search for a better looking product – they’re [...]

IS THIS JUST MY COMPUTER…

Or is this leg really orange!? Total Beauty posted this pic and is asking, “Can guys use self-tanner?” I sure hope they aren’t referring guys using self-tanners with that color in the picture!
But while I’m on the subject, what do you think about guys using self-tanner? Let me know your thoughts!

Just when I thought I’d heard it all…

Florida hubby claims wife died from “killer tan”! Although, the evidence shows that this woman was clearly strangled, the Miami Herald reports that the man’s attorney theorized she had an allergic reaction to the spray tan, then fell on a magazine rack that choked her! I suppose when you know you’re losing the case, you’ll [...]

Will Ferrell is stripping down and greasing up for summer!

This is incredibly amazing and hysterical at the same time! Will explains, “I’ve always dreamed of owning a lotion company. And I’ve always hated cancer.” Will’s three SPF 30 lotions, Sun Stroke, Sexy Hot Tan, and Forbidden Fruit, give 100% of proceeds to the charity Cancer for College which grants college scholarships to cancer [...]

Michael Jackson takes off his mask to say he’s perfectly o.k.!

Michael Jackson does not have skin cancer, despite what a British tabloid, The Sun released last week. It would be surprising if he did. The man is a Dermatoligist’s dream; he is always covered in clothing from head to toe! An executive told CNN, “He’s as healthy as he can be — no health [...]

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